Meet the Team

With one exception, each person on our team is a graduate of AssistU (and our exceptional exception also happens to be the only guy on the team!). Although a small team, we are mighty and care deeply about each other, our profession, and helping you. We ask each other to weigh in on different topics throughout the year, some silly, and some serious, so be sure to stop back and see what we have to say!  The current question is:

 

Tell me your favorite joke

Anastacia Brice

Anastacia Brice

Founder

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
—get to know Anastacia

Nicole Paull

Nicole Paull

Anastacia's Fab VA

I’m drawing a blank here; I guess I’m not really one for jokes. I can tell you a cartoon character I find to be very funny: Mr. Stubborn of the Mr. Men show.
—get to know Nicole

Kelly Morrison

Kelly Morrison

Social Media Coordinator

I don’t have a favorite joke but if you follow me on Pinterest, you’ll see me pin lots of cheeky ecards. ;)
—get to know Kelly

Lorri Morin

Lorri Morin

Mentor

I am not someone who tells jokes and don’t appreciate jokes made at someone else’s expense. Silly as it might sound, children’s jokes appeal to me. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
—get to know Lorri

Heather Hinson

Heather Hinson

Mentor

I don’t tell jokes, because I start laughing halfway through and can’t finish them. Therefore, the only joke I know is the interrupting cow joke. Knock Knock – who’s there – interrupting cow! – interrup- MOO!
—get to know Heather

Gayle Bu

Gayle Bu

Mentor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9 (yeah, I have kids)
—get to know Gayle

Amy Kazor, CMVA

Amy Kazor, CMVA

Mentor

I am not good at jokes at all. Don’t believe me? Here is the only one I can remember: Why did the cow cross the road? He wanted to go to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOVIES.
—get to know Amy

Jon Nix

Jon Nix

Fixer

I went to a zoo recently but when I got there I discovered that the only animal they had was a dog. [punchline redacted – “it was not a very good zoo” – ed.] —get to know Jon

Susan Johnson

Susan Johnson

Design Intuitive

Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”
Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
—get to know Susan

Mindy Bowman

Mindy Bowman

Maker of Wildly Pretty Things

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
—get to know Mindy

“Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.”
– Walter Winchell

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